It’s that time of year again! That’s right, it’s time for another crazy season of Hell’s Kitchen! Gordon Ramsay is back with an all-new group of incompetent f#cking donkeys to yell obscenities at in an attempt to find the next winner of Hell’s Kitchen, who will go on to become the head chef at BLT Steak in Las Vegas. The cast has been released on the official FOX website and I’m passing that info along to you all… along with some commentary of course.
First up, let’s meet the women who will start out on the red team at the beginning.
SHERKENNA BUGGS (love the name lol)
Personal Chef from Grand Junction, TN (which is not too terribly far from where yours truly lives… girl better not let me down!)
Signature Dish: Crab-stuffed blackened salmon and mushroom couscous
DANNIE HARRISON (I’m gonna call her Raven, because… look at her hair. You know how chickens have that thing on top of their head? That’s what that looks like.)
Line Cook from Philadelphia, PA
Signature Dish: Scallops and vermicelli with Thai curry sauce
Country Club Chef from Hackensack, NJ
Signature Dish: Shashkouka (No clue what the hell that is, but it probably results in a case of the green apple splatters, so I would stay away from it.)
Now, we meet the men who will begin on the blue team.
Sous Chef from Philadelphia, PA (They really hit the casting jackpot this year in Philly)
Signature Dish: Veal braciole with creamy polenta and grilled broccoli rabe with Balsamic red wine reduction
Well, there you have it. The new cast of Hell’s Kitchen. Hopefully none of them will burn down the kitchen or give the diners a case of the shits from their horrible cooking! Based on your first impressions, who do you think will be the first to go home? Let me know in the comments below! Tune in each Friday to hear Chef Ramsay hurl insults and shout all kinds of colorful names at the contestants that we may be able to use on people that piss us off! Follow me on Twitter @vince1187 and I will try to live tweet as often as I can!